Merton Graves' Journal

I think plays are dumb and boring. ~~Pitish~~ Pititions are stupid too, even if I could rusticate ~~Brad~~ Chambers out of Ravenclaw I wouldnt cause its stupid and no one would sine exsept me. Elves are stupid too and I hate them and theyre leing to us. Im not going to get any spots, Jane hasnt got any spots so I wont either, its genetic. My voise is already low it doesnt need to change.

Everything is stupid today exsept maybe Angelina and Addie and my violin. I dont like the rest of you thow, dont even try.